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Culos Demotivational Poster


HOUSEKEEPING MADE EASY -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.78/5

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culos - August 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
Looking at the votes only 1 out of 9 people is a cat lover LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:18 am
10. Signed, the dog
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 6:19 am
Cat 5cratch fever!


JUSTIN -


TAGS: culos truth hurts
Rating: 4.71/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
Nice one!! go to cry to mama!
dindi - February 16, 2011, 4:06 am
LOL!!!!
tina6a6i - February 16, 2011, 1:32 am
cry me a river dorkface
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:12 pm
Absolutely love this one. Definately 5 tissues for you!


JEEBUS -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.74/5

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davidelite10 - August 4, 2011, 12:14 am
This is the largest win I've ever seen , kudos
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:35 pm
Love it! Also, reminds me of my first German Shepherd... Ginger.
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 5:35 pm
5acrilegiously good


MEANWHILE - in Australia


TAGS: culos antipode
Rating: 4.73/5

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madcow - December 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
Im Aussie 2 hahaha:)
TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:24 pm
Me too Zreiser, I'm Aussie as well and love it too. :D
Zreiser - December 3, 2010, 3:06 pm
Being Aussie, I love this one! Simple, but amazingly effectively funny.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 11:16 am
LOL


ALIEN ENCOUNTER -


TAGS: culos startrek gaga
Rating: 4.79/5

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evodmasters - January 14, 2011, 12:39 pm
If someone did a fan episode of this, I would watch it.
motinet - January 11, 2011, 10:35 am

LOLOLOLOL OMFG!


SEMANTICS -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.94/5

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Wytch - August 8, 2011, 5:37 am
Love this!
mariand - August 2, 2011, 2:05 pm
awe5ome... and when the wrong one catches you with the right one, she's completely finished
BoneCD - August 2, 2011, 10:07 am
LMFAO...another great Culos offering! 5L


COJONES -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.9/5

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DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!


TAGS: too much ass even for culos
Rating: 3.43/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:36 pm
Stupid censorship rules. Oh NO, it's the B word. The 4 letter b word! Run for the hills! I WONDER what the dastardly word I used was. It couldn't be a word that's present in the picture I'm commenting on itself.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Does my b*** make these pants look big?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:00 am
That thought had not occurred to me...but you may be right!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:53 am
It's Pat!


DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie




MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention


TAGS: culos canada roast
Rating: 4.68/5

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IxCHIEFxI - May 27, 2012, 9:01 am
HILARIOUS I love it, I moved to Canada in January and the milk bag took getting used to. I love it here, but seriously...why?
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:35 pm
Canada's been selling milk in cartons for longer than I've been alive, bud. It's the plastic pitcher-bags you don't have in the states, and might require some instruction for. (That said, we stopped using glass bottles decades ago as well).
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:36 pm
I think he's from the russian breakaway republic of a**tonia
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 1:31 pm
Ray....We all mock each other here, I'm Canadian and I don't let it bother me. Culos doesn't mind when I make fun of....uh?..... What lame a** euro country are you from again Culos?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 1:09 pm
My guess is because he is French Canadian, and he is probably a separatist.
rerun - January 28, 2011, 1:03 pm

How can one be Canadian against ones will?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 12:56 pm
Ray, he was kidding. If you are going to hang out around here, you have to have thicker skin. And dish a little back. It's all in good fun, eh.
RayRules - January 27, 2011, 10:32 am
How can I be the "arrogant" one when this poster clearly mocks Canadians? (which I am against my will)
culos - January 26, 2011, 2:06 pm
As far as I can see this is not written in French! Not even in Franglais....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 12:42 pm
Easy there buddy. lot's of Anglos here. It's comments like that that encourage the "Quebecois are arrogant" stereotype. (Also, It's true):)
RayRules - January 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
I'm French Canadian and I've never seen such a thing in Quebec. It's probably intented for those Anglophones...:)


TETRIS - Don't you just hate it that you never get the long piece when you really need it?


TAGS: culos tetris
Rating: 4.77/5

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malman - December 24, 2010, 6:57 pm
lol...prague tetris builgin :D
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:54 am
Many thanks for bringing that horrible and evil song back into my head. 5L


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.76/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Splat! In more ways than one.
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:36 am
Lmfao


PRESS -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.43/5

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pzykosiz - September 14, 2011, 12:09 am
if you look at it sideways, it's almost like a middle finger
Jerk - September 13, 2011, 2:44 pm
I didnt want to read it anyway
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 12:05 pm
What V said.. BWAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* ahahahahahahahaha
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:38 am
I'm drunk, what's your excuse?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 10:21 am
BWAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* ahahahahahahahaha
caveman - September 13, 2011, 10:14 am
From someone that is technologically inept..... i hate you


UPGRADE -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.8/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
I don't get why some people are turned off by muscular girls. I think she's h**, though this could always be Ph**oshopped perhaps...
K Wells - April 11, 2011, 3:47 am
She'll need to be really gentle and careful on any hand jobs!
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 1:41 pm
Bump. (I'm starting to question my ***uality)
culos - March 24, 2011, 8:17 am
No she can't, look at those guns, she'll never be able to come near the center of activity anymore, her arms will always be pointing outwards to the sides :-)
steph1 - March 24, 2011, 7:54 am
now that she can do this herself all she needs is a good "toy" and you are history


MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.68/5

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culos - June 27, 2011, 7:51 am
You're welcome
tellitlikeitis - June 27, 2011, 6:42 am
Thanks for my morning funny Culos, or and for the coffee that spray.


TYPICAL - Mercedes drivers really think they can park anywhere they like


TAGS: culos stereotype arrogant
Rating: 4.52/5

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motiphantom - March 24, 2011, 4:56 pm
You're spelling 'you're' wrong!
firedog911 - January 22, 2011, 7:11 am
Your doing it wrong!


STARBUCKS - They're also crap at coffee


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:48 pm
And what coffee Starbucks does make, tastes like an ash tray.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:47 pm
Well said! 5L. I can't remember the comedian who said it, but he said "Let's get something straight, Starbucks doesn't make coffee. Starbucks makes milkshakes. Anything with 90% milk, whipped cream and a cherry on top is a milkshake."


TETRIS - thanks to the US Army now available in Afghanistan


TAGS: culos tetris bricks
Rating: 4.3/5

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Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:53 am
I don't know...for some sick reason I keep thinking what a tempting target that pile of bricks must be, for bored snipers...
pointer - January 4, 2011, 7:17 am
I can hear the jingle of the music in the background!! absolute Gold!


MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....


TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3.29/5

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szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.


HAWAMLEH -


TAGS: culos money worthless thanks
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...


LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!




NO -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.12/5

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forseti - May 30, 2011, 11:02 am
ROFLMAO


EINSTEIN'S RELATIVITY THEORY -




CUBBYBEAR - contemplating his next poetic chickfake




IRESIGN V 1.0 -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.45/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 6:17 pm
Missed it by THAT much!


HEY YOU -




NASA -


TAGS: culos copycats
Rating: 4.74/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:38 am
Most excellent.


VULCANICE -




NEWB POSTERS -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 3.94/5

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OUR MODS - Now you know, they never had a life anyhow


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - February 2, 2011, 6:42 pm
Hilarious poster Culos.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:32 pm
Simply Brilliant and not all fakes are fake lol 5Lazy Mods!
Jmac0585 - February 2, 2011, 4:20 pm
*not an advertisement* This is strong Culos.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 3:42 pm

flashback....i blame all the drugs i did in grade school.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 1:17 pm
d***, RL.... it says "our mods"... not "our retired, effective mods"
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:13 pm

did you get aggy's approval to use his picture here?


COSPLAY -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 7:02 pm
LOL! R2-L5!


EXCUSE ME -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.69/5

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COMING OF AGE -


TAGS: culos says puberty sucks
Rating: 4.46/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:36 am
LOL @ Sean...
Sean - September 20, 2011, 11:11 am
Wait a minute. Those things come off? My mom lied to me. I supposed it it also NOT illegal to wear a bicycle helmet without a baseball cap underneith, is it?
Maddness - September 19, 2011, 3:25 pm
Preach it brother thats how I feel


PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???


TAGS: culos ph**obomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

worn
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track


AIRMAN -


TAGS: culos tribute
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
(and for the lords of the underworld)
culos - February 24, 2011, 4:40 pm
Thought it was you
Airman - February 24, 2011, 4:27 pm
yes he does


COMMUNICATION... MY FINAL CHAPTER -


TAGS: culos sean
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 11:13 pm
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TAGS?


FUNDAMENTALS - This is capitalism, you're just a cog wheel in the machine. nothing more Live with it!


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.5/5

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MasterCoolieo - August 2, 2012, 7:58 pm
communism pretend to work and they pertend to pay you, you pertend to care and they send you to your death for the state your life is not your own
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 12:58 pm
5L funny and true


ANTIQUATED PROVERB - In years long gone it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. Since all doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!


TAGS: culos proverbs
Rating: 4.27/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 6, 2010, 9:33 am
Yep, I'll be laughing about this one for a while. Nice take on an old proverb. 5 Bacon wrapped lions.


TIME CONTRAINTS - This has to be wrong! what happened to the time you fap?


TAGS: culos warm soapy fap
Rating: 4/5

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steph1 - February 15, 2011, 6:34 am
that time does not even count as a full percentage - all over in a flash ;-)


MORE COMMUNICATION -




THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BED - I guess that last cheeseburger was one too many!


TAGS: culos obese
Rating: 4.75/5

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valkor - January 27, 2011, 7:14 am
I don't know whats better. the look on the face or how long they left him there to get the camera.


STUPID MONKEY! - That's not Guinness! Don't you know the difference????


TAGS: culos monkey beer guinness
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:50 pm
It's why white chicks had to wear bustles. See also: chinese girls
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:49 pm
Most white girls don't!!! LOL!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
We crew have one seriously stupid mascot. Should've gone with the badonkadonk.


THAT'S OBVIOUS - It's simply a burden I have to live with


TAGS: culos amsome
Rating: 4.44/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:58 am
#205416 I'd like to second that.
5150monkeylove - December 5, 2010, 12:42 am
5L... for your awesome self
culos - December 4, 2010, 8:19 am
Also pretty obvious
Benlulz - December 4, 2010, 8:07 am
How about: SHE IS h**!


EXCUSE ME MISS? CAN I BORROW THIS PLEASE -


TAGS: culos sagging moobs support culos
Rating: 4.32/5

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agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm
LOL!!!


PROBABLY A DICTIONARY - Apparently Americans are not allowed to use this


TAGS: culos flame
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Banned for sale in the USA by the US government, to prevent as many Americans as possible from learning how political and financial systems actually work.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 3:59 pm
H'mmm. Curious. "Wiley" is the oldest publishing house in the US. Goes back to the beginning of the 19th Century. An insidious plot, perchance?
Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wow Culos, I guess you just see Canadians, Mexicans, South Americans, and Australians as sub-par human beings...YOU RACIST! lol, nah I love it.


MODERN DAY EXPLORERS - Stanley: "Dr.Pepper, I presume?"




FOR CULOS - this may be that one perfect moment in life


TAGS: culos day
Rating: 3.58/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 1:46 pm
lol, I remember telling girls when i was about 13 that you couldnt get drunk off of light beer
frixxxx - June 15, 2010, 1:45 pm
Run Culos!!!! Those are "light" beers.....Airman's not being a very good "wingman"!!


AGGY - apology accepted


TAGS: culos aggy haz green card
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 5:43 pm
Well, I fail to see why I need to show my... wait, what? I'm illegal?
culos - February 21, 2011, 5:07 pm
BUMP! (I want Aggy to see this one)


ALBUQUERQUE -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - May 18, 2011, 6:38 am
lol


CREATIONISM - and that son, is how the oceans were filled, one bladder at a time.


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 5:29 pm
LOL!
javalord32 - December 10, 2010, 3:43 pm
beautiful


BE RIGHT BACK -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.65/5

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5150monkeylove - April 11, 2011, 10:26 pm
Too easy, I want a difficult target.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2011, 5:51 pm
Well....I guess it's rag on Moo+ day.
rerun - April 11, 2011, 5:49 pm

Relax Mooooooooo, death is learning the color wheel in school this week & felt the need to share.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2011, 2:29 pm
What do you mean by that exactly?
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:49 pm
he is black
HammerofHeeb - March 29, 2011, 2:51 pm
This must be where the Nigerian business men get their money.


CONFUSED - It's Donuts guys, get with the program!




MEANWHILE IN HAWAII -




MAGICAL MIRRORS -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.43/5

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ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac!


TAGS: august challenge zombies from culos
Rating: 3.62/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:28 am
All I know is... My Mac, and our Linux still work. The PC does not.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:26 am
It's not just the simplicity of linux based machines, it's the familiarity.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I thought it was because hackers try not to target root because it can easier infect linux-based machines... Maybe I'm dumb. ???
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:22 am
It's actually because of the complexity of the hardware layout. Macs have a very strange wiring and that's what makes the process of writing programs for them so difficult.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
Pretty much, Chompers. Mac users are unimportant. (I have one, I should know.)
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:54 am
Do you know why there are so few viruses for macs? It's because NOBODY CARES!!!!!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:27 am
That's... just not true, Zook.
Zook - August 13, 2010, 10:08 am
haha, stupid people macs now have more viruses then pcs.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 12:54 am
This was a "Clickable Distraction" and it was totally worth it! I love your posters, LD. 5.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 3:16 pm
Lame. PCs do way more.
voice of reason - September 7, 2009, 10:41 pm
seriously mac owners stop being arrogant ja****ses just because you bought a cpu that costs twice as much as mine and does half the ****. if you look after your cpu you dont need all the virus protection **** from mac
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:38 am
****, James, that was piss poor.
James - September 4, 2009, 7:37 am
Mac: It's missing the Virus that acts as brains for the PC.
-.- - August 30, 2009, 9:10 am
it should be the other way around! mac FTW!
Weapon X - August 30, 2009, 4:57 am
AMSOME
RAWR - August 29, 2009, 5:51 pm
...so apparently the Mac is missing something...
BriaHere - August 28, 2009, 7:54 am
Think it over Jake, I'll give you a clue Zombies eat....?
Reality Lord - August 28, 2009, 6:41 am

great poster. not sure whats funnier...the poster or jake totally not getting it....lol.
bagel - August 28, 2009, 12:03 am
LMFAO Jake if you don't get it your clearly just like the mac dude.
Jake Eagle - August 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
dude, the zombie ate the PC guy, and that make's him definitely NOT pro-mac how? i should put this on fail blog or something.
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 1:14 pm
I don't own a Mac...but I'm also not very PC!
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:07 am
You`re probably Pro-Mac yourself, huh Logicdude? lol
Woodywood03a - August 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Very very cool Culos and Logic!!!!!
doofenshmirtz - August 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
that is awesome I think my left testical fell off and rolled away I laughed so hard.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Props go to Culos for finding this pic!


MOTI SECRET HANDSHAKE -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:10 am
I'll hear him out. 5L
jameswnash - October 16, 2010, 1:37 am
He hasa special chair allll picked out
ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 1:28 am
10-4 to that. The somb**** will all have us in the proctologist's office. 5L


PRE-MOTIFAKE - this was called a demotivational poster


TAGS: culos premotifake demotivate
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:24 pm
*receive no real medical.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm
I've had the plea5ure if telling that to a young 'un a few days ago, lol. I told them, start working, paying bills, recurve no real medical, then the black helicopters come out at night... you'd be unhappy too. This goes into my favorites as well.


NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - COWBELL More!


TAGS: culos more cowbell
Rating: 4.64/5

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Zook - February 11, 2011, 9:48 pm
GRRRR how do I favorite now?


THE MODERATORS GYM - A rare view of Rerun and Grey working out...




EDUCATION -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:52 pm
Was this Chuck Norris' HS yearbook pic?
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:54 am
Love it!!!


COMMUNICATION - When you broke the key and the marriage went horribly wrong (Free after Sean's epic 122003)


TAGS: culos ex communication ex wife sean 122003
Rating: 4.45/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:32 pm
this could be an epic series


MOOSE -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.21/5

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CULOS AND CUBBY - from that day forth they were inseparable


TAGS: culos cubby computer day guyfox
Rating: 4.13/5

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Derek - December 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Culos always looking South and Cubby North.


CULOS - The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand


TAGS: love culos
Rating: 3.84/5

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YOU SHALL NOT MISUSE THE NAME OF THE LORD - when he's been eating Mexican His farts will kill you!




1 CV - Russia is going green! The French produced the 2CV but they went one better!


TAGS: culos cv means horsepower
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - February 15, 2011, 6:29 pm

I'm gonna steal this pic
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:53 pm
Wooohooo! And they picked the perfect Russian model to show off the car!


THE PATENT OFFICE -




SEMANTICS -


TAGS: culos wordplay
Rating: 4.71/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
It's an Old Jokeā„¢, but I like it (and the pic).


TIMMY TOOL, MR M'S NEXT MINI MODIFICATION! -


TAGS: culos timmy mr m tool moron
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:31 pm
programming language M++ ??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:25 am

lol...sweet...they made a virus based on Mooooooo.


RUDE AWAKENING - Once he realizes what he's done he'll have to figure out how to change a 7 to an 8 come his next birthday


TAGS: culos tattoo
Rating: 4.69/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 4:17 pm
Maybe it's his IQ.


CUBBYBEAR - still doesn't understand why he wasn't hired as a flight attendant....




WANNABE GOTHS - they make an acceptable tunnel, even on Motifake


TAGS: culos tunnel
Rating: 4.67/5

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MR MOTINET QUIT BEING SUCH A CRY-BABY -




EARTH HOUR -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.64/5

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CASA HAMMY -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 8:55 am
Dat double post
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 8:54 am
We couldn't afford the sun stuff on the roof actually..
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 8:54 am
We couldn't afford the sun stuff on the roof actually..


HAWAMLEH - dropping one dictator after another


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.63/5

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TheOne - February 20, 2011, 5:14 pm
Lol.
Hawamleh - February 20, 2011, 5:13 pm
5 camels ! REVOLUTION !
hootizz - February 20, 2011, 5:04 pm
'and now to the Mods'......


AGDANIELE - he uses Google too!


TAGS: culos aggy roast
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:43 pm
LMAO! I really only wondered about the first and last question there.


FALLING STARS - I blame 5150Monkeylove


TAGS: culos explains
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 9:59 pm
Since my name is is in it....5L. Are you feeling usurped?


SCREWED -




MR MOTINET - What the Fook! I thought we agreed! NO MORE ANIME!!!




MOTIFAKE IS DOWN - LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER! -


TAGS: culos
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - December 12, 2010, 10:54 am

Nah, Culos seems to think the server was down yesterday....he didn't know that the "error message" he got was him being banned for showing man a** on the internet.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:47 am
we had a server crash last month?


I TOLD YOU -


TAGS: culos made this for me in retaliation to 93395
Rating: 4.44/5

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thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 11:42 am
You guys are boring to moderate today. :x ...LoL
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:17 am
take care of the skin that takes care of you, I always say. No wait, I always say Again?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:10 am
ROFL I can't ban Grey... he was my advisor on the banning of Jake the other day. Never mess with accomplices. ;) Besides, I like how he won't stick the ***e to my skin...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:08 am
Get some notches on that hammer, TOC!
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:05 am
Jesus, Grey! Is this a partner or a hostage?
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:04 am
Never, TOC.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:02 am
sticky side out first lap, then double back
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:01 am
Just make sure the bungee isn't too tight. :( Owie.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:00 am
That stuff never comes off. Gotta use bungee cords... a little fight is amsome!
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 10:59 am
I used to be able to hit a fast moving target, now I'm just glad that it's still breathing, and for duck ***e
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:58 am
Working too hard? No such thing.... noooooo such thing.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:57 am
I thought that was referred to as "dead" and wasn't much fun at all. Looks like I've been working too hard all this time.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:56 am
Like your women stationary, Grey? LOL!
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 10:55 am
hold still! DAMMIT!
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:54 am
I meant duckLings. However, ducking isn't mean either... ducking, and bobbing, and weaving...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Define duckings, please... it has potential.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:48 am
Puppies. And duckings. That just seems like unnecessary bridge-burning, tho. LoL
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:47 am
MEan, yes.... but, what isn't?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:46 am
What? Aw, I'd never do that. That's just mean...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:43 am
No no no! Swing at the OTHER head! d***, you! Now I'm just sterile.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:43 am
Please and thank you?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:41 am
I dunno! Wanna find out? >:)
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:38 am
Recently enough to not know what you were swinging. Nice one, though... mine's in the attic somewhere. Does it hurt?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:34 am
My new banhammer. I had it made especially for me. Pink adamianium, you know. When did you sneak online? I didn't see you there...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:31 am
Hi! Whatcha swingin' there?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:29 am
*takes a few practice swings of the banhammer* Good morning, aggy!
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:28 am
Start with meeeee!
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm bored! Do I have to start banning people just to watch some fun ensue? :P
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
Wonder if she's single?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
We found ourselves a hater. I'll again use the phrase: we're calling "judy" on the "bandit". 5L
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:38 pm
Ummmm...chapstick anyone? 5L!
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 12:19 pm
LMAO...good one. 5 zipper ripped poodles from me!
culos - March 9, 2010, 12:18 pm
eight votes 5/5, 10m votes 4.7! Someone doesn't like you TOC! :-)
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 9:38 am
Ok, I'll just zip my lips next time. :D
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:08 am
Man, I hope I don't get busted, but I'm resubmitting that poster that got denied for being to gross. 5 two faced lions btw!!
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 8:58 am
Thank you, Mr. Culos! Sad thing is, this will probably be my highest rated poster. LoL
culos - March 9, 2010, 8:56 am
How about: "What a moderate reaction"
rerun - March 9, 2010, 8:56 am

word are not available to describe this.


HAWAMLEH - Motifake wasn't enough for him! He's branching out and soon he'll be annoying the entire world


TAGS: culos hammy tribute roast
Rating: 4.38/5

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Hawamleh - January 7, 2011, 4:56 am
thats why I don't have to pay for food.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:35 pm
No, that would be tasteless....the goats take their own lives shortly after they're violated........
AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 10:31 pm
is that in goat years?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:27 pm
I'd call it 12....the goat f***ing added nothing to his education.
Claire - January 6, 2011, 10:24 pm
15 whole years...
antiwrathman - January 6, 2011, 7:22 pm
hah!
Hawamleh - January 6, 2011, 5:55 pm
In all my 15 years i have never heard something as horrible as that.
Hawamleh - January 6, 2011, 5:55 pm
In all my 15 years i have never heard something as horrible as that.
Claire - January 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
Goat cheese is also annoying.
Hawamleh - January 6, 2011, 5:08 pm
I'm not annoying, I am just an acquired taste. like goat cheese
ICEMAN - January 6, 2011, 9:38 am
Whaddaya' mean 'soon'?


FIVE O'CLOCK, TEA TIME - Mom? Why is my tea wet?


TAGS: culos tea
Rating: 4.38/5

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Derek - January 18, 2011, 4:38 pm
Lewis Caroll would have approved, particularly of the liquid looking-glass.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: culos hand face
Rating: 4.33/5

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VACATION PLANNING - the whole family will enjoy the natural wonders of this side trip


TAGS: mt culos
Rating: 4.13/5

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SLUGGISH - "I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish." (Brian May) I guess he was using Internet Explorer!




COUGHING UP A HAIRBALL - the result of eating a 60's-style pussy




LIFE IS FULL OF CONFUSION -


TAGS: culos 122734 comments inspired me
Rating: 3.94/5

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culos - December 3, 2010, 11:25 am
Oh Hell! What have I started here, all I posted was g**-bot on Poof-patrol and get a smile out of Life!
pgrendel - December 3, 2010, 10:30 am
The two Lost Primarchs, Siegfried and Roy, approve! CinnaMeltas and Silk Bolters are teh way to go!
pgrendel - December 3, 2010, 10:30 am
The Flaming Fists Legion and the Emperor's Rainbow Legion have never been beaten in battle. OR on the runway, B!+$"
pgrendel - December 3, 2010, 10:28 am
The two Lost Primarchs, Siegfried and Roy, approve! CinnaMeltas and Silk Bolters are teh way to go!
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 10:26 am

EPIC....JUST FRICKIN EPIC. 5L to the extreme. de-motivational to the max, funny as hell. fav'd and still laughing.
Life - December 3, 2010, 7:26 am
AHAHAH this is amazing! 5L


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -




STEALTH -




MUMBAI NASCAR -


TAGS: culos left turn steph1
Rating: 3/5

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Faceplant31 - March 18, 2011, 7:03 pm
The dude in the blue flannel
steph1 - March 17, 2011, 5:45 pm
hello, is it me you're looking for?..........(haven't been to mumbai - which one did you think is me?)


CONSOLATION - you may be fat, but....


TAGS: culos pun
Rating: 2.86/5

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AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP - Gentlemen, make sure you don't drop your seed just anywhere! (this is a Motifake Service Announcement)


TAGS: culos reap saw seed msa
Rating: 4.9/5

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440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:16 pm
I GET IT!! There was some rutger hauer movie where they explained semen causes MANDRAKE 2 grow.
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:54 pm

awesome
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:20 am
right next to 82757


COMMUNICATION - After all else has failed you can seek solace in an exotic encounter. At least you don't have to talk or listen




FIELD TRIP UPDATE -


TAGS: culos in front rerun in back
Rating: 4.89/5

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panic8 - November 2, 2010, 8:38 am
Maybe a little distraction would help: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL161097420070716
culos - November 2, 2010, 4:45 am
Thank you, now I can sleep a little better, although, coming to think of it, having Rerun behind me still makes me feel ill at ease....
Mr. Shiny - November 1, 2010, 9:27 pm
lol I just watched this! 5


COMMUNICATION -




POOL BOY! -


TAGS: culos wet bird
Rating: 4.8/5

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djinnyf - April 16, 2011, 6:11 pm
Yeah, I'm more an amateur than a maker... Busy, Crazy busy life... Maybe someday!! xx
5150monkeylove - April 10, 2011, 11:16 pm
55 comments and 0 posters, you are really on a roll.
djinnyf - April 10, 2011, 11:01 pm
... or how to show the finger, when you don't have fingers!!! xx


BREAKING NEWS -




MOTIFAKE BAND-CAMP -


TAGS: culos man band camp
Rating: 4.75/5

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foresti - November 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
It's time to change the avatar again I guess...
Chompers - November 30, 2010, 9:06 am
I like the bass, may grab one for me self.
agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 8:59 am
Guitar hero? Naaahhhh... moooo bangs the drum, slowly.
culos - November 30, 2010, 8:38 am
Only if I'm right :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 8:33 am
It's really hard to like you right now Culos....


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